For Sale: Various crap

Must have been a mistake by Royal Mail. You should complain about their inconsistency of service (and the fact that actually managed to deliver something!) ;)

I know, it's an outrage !

Whats left then... anything exciting left in your little box? :P

I want things... i demand you to sell things!

SHIT IT. Tynan i can't make central drinks as agreed - work is over running!
You are East drinks? failing that i am around at the weekend so can swing by yours in the fancy part of town.

I need a 27.2mm shortish seatpost, u got one of them knocking about by any chance? Something cheap and beaten up would do... My bum is getting worried at some prospects it doesn't seem ready to accept.

tynan, do you still want that sam harris book, it should be in the post from the USofA.

Tynan, my bum hole hurts, do you have any of that cream left?

SRAM levers? Are they still about, or failing that are any of those other non cross top brake levers not too fancy? Much obliged sir.

I need a 27.2mm shortish seatpost, u got one of them knocking about by any chance? Something cheap and beaten up would do... My bum is getting worried at some prospects it doesn't seem ready to accept.

Unfortunately got no 27.2mm posts, the bum thing sounds worrying.

tynan, do you still want that sam harris book, it should be in the post from the USofA.

Yeah, I would love to read it ! :)

People like Sam Harris may just save this joint.

Tynan, my bum hole hurts, do you have any of that cream left?

I don't have any at the movement, but it is made up from fairly common ingredients, mayonnaise, lithium grease, baby gravy, mace, pepper spray and oil of Olay, so you could just knock some out yourself.

SRAM levers? Are they still about, or failing that are any of those other non cross top brake levers not too fancy? Much obliged sir.

Gone.

I don't have any at the movement, but it is made up from fairly common ingredients, mayonnaise, lithium grease, baby gravy, mace, pepper spray and oil of Olay, so you could just knock some out yourself.

That concoxtion got me into this sodding dripping mess in the first place..... maybe I let off the pepper spray too early? Rubbing my genitals and subsequently my eyes/nipples/partners knob-end didn't help either

That concoxtion got me into this sodding dripping mess in the first place..... maybe I let off the pepper spray too early? Rubbing my genitals and subsequently my eyes/nipples/partners knob-end didn't help either

:O

What??

Toby is such a masochist... he loves it.

Tynan, you have de PM.
Cheers