For Sale: Various crap

I don't have any at the movement, but it is made up from fairly common ingredients, mayonnaise, lithium grease, baby gravy, mace, pepper spray and oil of Olay, so you could just knock some out yourself.

That concoxtion got me into this sodding dripping mess in the first place..... maybe I let off the pepper spray too early? Rubbing my genitals and subsequently my eyes/nipples/partners knob-end didn't help either