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  • Genius.

  • Sloppy seconds Scott? Don't lower your self to it, you're worth more than that.

  • Don't lower your self to it

    Didn't need to...i was always the smallest in the group...saved all the kneeling down :(

  • I wouldn't make you kneel scott, I'd at least have the decency to stand on a stool or up a couple of chairs to save your knees.

  • I wouldn't make you kneel scott, I'd at least have the decency to stand on a stool or up a couple of chairs to save your knees.

    Up a couple of chairs!!! WTF?
    Yeah, i can picture the scene when the ambulance crew turns up...

    "So then mr Slack....how EXACTLY did you come to be lying here with a broken back,your trousers round your ankles,a fractured knob,and a chair leg 15 inches up your anus?"

    "Oh, ya know...just changing the light bulb"

    ;)

  • Oh, I suppose you have some fancy way of changing light bulbs now you've moved to London? You've changed.

  • You've changed.

    I told you Pete...people change...i've moved on....it's time you did the same...you can't keep living in the past like that....you're living too much in '82.

  • I was stupid to think when you said "forever" you meant it, I never thought I could be so wrong about some one.

  • Well maybe if i hadn't found you in bed with Hector, the gardener, forever might have meant just that!!!!

  • Slack - where is your Finding Nemo bike?

  • It's probably at Hectors house Prav with all his other stuff!!!

  • Well maybe if i hadn't found you in bed with Hector, the gardener, !

    What a hoe!

    ermm, I'll get my coat ;)

  • ...the swine! :-O

  • Does Kiki the frog still live there as well? Hector's House I mean.

  • See...now THIS is bike porn! ;)

  • I don't get my new frame for another 3 weeks prav, are you going to the bike show at earls court? I'm only gonna be there for the Saturday if you're about. I've already asked Scott if he's going but apparently he's too busy with greg to even see me for half an hour now, it makes me sick y'know.

  • See...now THIS is bike porn! ;)

    More like Gardeners Question Time :)

  • sorry mate - the bike-show is a no-go.
    take some pics of the porn on display - get this thread back on track! ;-)

  • Undercover number

    Almost anti-porn like

  • re=post and hardly porn...........

  • This would be porn, if only they'd sorted out the cable routing and colour

    I'm wondering, old fruit(bat), what's wrong with the cable routeing in your opinion? They look a bit long to me, the steel one down to the derailleur as well as the brake outers.

    I think the red feels right, its got a good authentic look about it.

    Brake levers could have done with some hoods, or is it too old for them?

    Mad how the the cable along the chainstay is so far from that curly tube!

    EDIT shit I'm about three pages behind

  • I think it IS just the cable outers which are all way too long.. even the little bit between the top tube and rear brake follows a rather inelegant line. Not the work of a prefectionist by any means..
    Colour is good!

  • I only ask as I'm about to cable all my stuff on my mercian. I want to get it right! ;)

    actually spotted the tyres are all in the wrong places too...

    but that Chater Lea looks so blinging it makes up for all of this

  • I don't mind the colour that much, but the brake outers are way to long

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