I wouldn't make you kneel scott, I'd at least have the decency to stand on a stool or up a couple of chairs to save your knees.
Up a couple of chairs!!! WTF?
Yeah, i can picture the scene when the ambulance crew turns up...
"So then mr Slack....how EXACTLY did you come to be lying here with a broken back,your trousers round your ankles,a fractured knob,and a chair leg 15 inches up your anus?"
Up a couple of chairs!!! WTF?
Yeah, i can picture the scene when the ambulance crew turns up...
"So then mr Slack....how EXACTLY did you come to be lying here with a broken back,your trousers round your ankles,a fractured knob,and a chair leg 15 inches up your anus?"
"Oh, ya know...just changing the light bulb"
;)