OTPs Over A Grand

**This thread is only a BIT OF FUN*. It won't necessarlily be updated, so if you wish a bike such as any listed below,
just Google the name, and find where it may still be sold.*

Airnimal Rhino Street £1250
http://www.comptoncycles.co.uk/products.php?plid=m1b0s19p5456
http://www.airnimal.eu/Rhino/Street.php
Colnago Super Single Speed *£1375 *
http://biketraks.com/products.php?plid=m15b1s172p3104&rs=gb
Felt Footprint *£1650 *
http://www.tredz.co.uk/.Felt-Footprint-2011-Hybrid-Sports-Bike_38691.htm
Fixie Inc Peacemaker £1149
http://www.mosquito-bikes.co.uk/htdocs/cms_ul/Bike/peacemaker.htm
Fixie Inc Blackjack £1249
http://www.mosquito-bikes.co.uk/htdocs/cms_ul/Bike/blackjack.htm
Kona Grand Wagon £1260
http://www.singletrackbikes.co.uk/product/4693/Kona_Grand_Wagon_2010
Mercian Paul Smith Track Bike £2900
http://www.merciancycles.co.uk/frames/30/paul-smith
Milani Velocita Urbana £1850
http://www.mosquito-bikes.co.uk/htdocs/cms_ul/Bike/velocita.htm?
Trek District Carbon £3000
http://www.primera-sports.com/products/trek-484/trek-district-carbon-2011-8047.aspx
Van Nicholas Yukon Fixed Titanium £1670
http://www.fatbirds.co.uk/detail.asp/sku=VN-yuk-fixbike/Van_Nicholas_Yukon_Fixed_Titanium_Bike
**Viva Duro 2010 **£1199.99
http://www.evanscycles.com/products/viva/duro-2010-single-speed-road-bike-ec023210

Viva Extravaganza £1299.99
http://www.evanscycles.com/products/viva/extravaganza-single-speed-road-bike-ec023211[[/url]

Viva Pista 4 2010 £1199.99
http://www.evanscycles.com/products/viva/pista-4-single-speed-road-bike-ec023189[url="http://www.evanscycles.com/products/viva/pista-4-2010-single-speed-road-bike-ec023189"]](http://www.evanscycles.com/products/viva/extravaganza-2010-single-speed-road-bike-ec023211)

Must be available as specified and priced.

Essentially the standard model will be purely off the peg.

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Please feel free to mock. Continue.

Good work on another list, well done that man. Hear Hear!!! 've Rep all round

seriously, why not join bikeradar or other forums? or start your own list forum?

I felt somebody out there must be bored, so have a chortle on me.

:)

C'mon dogs, its just for a laugh mate. No use in it at all. :(

the condor pista is over 1k.
seeing as you can spec it with whatever you want.

I like the Fixie Inc Blackjack.....

seriously, why not join bikeradar or other forums? or start your own list forum?

or you could use the ignore thingy

fred's right. I think everybody should just ignore these silly lists, and not view them in your thousands. Thats just plain silly.

Ignore
I_G_N_O_R_E
I.g.n.o.r.e
Iggie-norie

See? I bet you never read that. Excellent.

^ I'll choose to ignore that

tehehe

you forgot the mercian paul smith track bike.

you forgot the mercian paul smith track bike.

it´s so sad that the paintjob is ugly, and coming from Paul Smith himself, it should´ve been far better!

the condor pista is over 1k.
seeing as you can spec it with whatever you want.

not exactly OTP when you can spec it with whatever you want as oppose to choosing the model thought?

Iggie-norie

i loved this one looks like brazilian portuguese

That Mercian is giving me a headache! in fact i wouldn't blow a G on any of those. does anyone know who would??

Paul Smith once told me off for riding on the pavement. I've mentioned this before. Maybe we need a new list;

Famous People Who Have Had A Pop At Me.

1. Paul Smith
   

Grande Arse, the Percorso is seventeen hundred sheets specced with the Mickey Gruppo.

Can't really see anyone dropping that kind of wedge on a Mickey equipped bike.

If anyone feels the need, CONdor have one in stock £250 off.

Prob cos it's got my paw-prints all over it....

the one that was on display in Selfridges has a much better colour scheme, in fact it was beautiful.

Grande Arse, the Percorso is seventeen hundred sheets specced with the Mickey Gruppo.

Can't really see anyone dropping that kind of wedge on a Mickey equipped bike.

If anyone feels the need, CONdor have one in stock £250 off.

Prob cos it's got my paw-prints all over it....

indeed, and i find it a bit daft that that's how they offer it. that should come with 'boutique' parts, as they in fact recommend in the marketing bumpf

damn, are fixie incs really that expensive?!! wtf?

What cyclist would spend over £1000 on a OTP generic bike with no gears?

Best OTP are things like the FELT pro completes.

Youd be a cunt to spend up to £2k on a pre-built hipster machine only to realise your mate has the same one.

I for one think GA2G's OCD listamatic approach is commendable. They're a great reference point for newbies or those just keeping up to speed with tings.

If you don't like them you don't have to read them IMO.

What cyclist would spend over £1000 on a OTP generic bike with no gears?

Best OTP are things like the FELT pro completes.

Youd be a cunt to spend up to £2k on a pre-built hipster machine only to realise your mate has the same one.

whats the point in a OTP Ferrari?