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  • my knuckles are still a bit sore from yesterday morning when I was forced to hammer them hard on the driver's side window of a blinker wearing "destroyer of worlds" merc who'd just nearly killed me by edging me all the way into the kerb on an otherwise empty reget street. nearly went over his boot lid trying to brake and swerve from out of his way. gave him a good "OOOOIIIII!WHATHEFUCKAREYOUDOING!? (bang bang bang on window) CNUT!" before riding off with the middle finger rampant for his benefit. poor bastard nearly jumped out of skin when i hammered on the window and sort of did a momentary leap to get out/give chase/call the police before (hopefully) realising what he'd done and sitting back down.

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