Whats the front light for ... in urban London?

I find I can't run rabbits over without the big light in their eyes

rats skully, rats.....he said urban!!! :)

I have foxes in Stockwell, they eat the rats.

If you do attach a front light, and somehow cycle at the speed of light, then switch it on...
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What would happen?

You would probably crash as the action of switiching the light on at that speed would destabilise you and slow your reaction times which would have to be very fast particularly in traffic. If you were riding fixed, you would also, before switching on your light, autocombust as your legs would be spinning so fast that your jeans or lycra shorts would ignite from the friction. Your chain would probably break as well. Pedestrians could be a problem particularly if it was dark and you didn't have your light on. At that speed a helmet would offer scant protection. Goggles would be a good idea as flies hitting your eyes at that speed would probably blind you.

rats and foxes, skully, rats and foxes.....he said urban!!! :)

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You would probably crash as the action of switiching the light on at that speed would destabilise you and slow your reaction times which would have to be very fast particularly in traffic. If you were riding fixed, you would also, before switching on your light, autocombust as your legs would be spinning so fast that your jeans or lycra shorts would ignite from the friction. Your chain would probably break as well. Pedestrians could be a problem particularly if it was dark and you didn't have your light on. At that speed a helmet would offer scant protection. Goggles would be a good idea as flies hitting your eyes at that speed would probably blind you.

you've clearly given this some thought! haha!

The light is to illuminate the chocolate bar, duh.
(this one is particularly difficult to see in no/low-light conditions)

Anohter thread that has descended into chocolate bar-related nonsense.

Loving it

"The Mars Bar was a very effective piece of demonizing. Way out there. It was so overdone, with such malicious twisting of the facts. Mick retrieving a Mars Bar from my vagina, indeed! It was far too jaded for any of us even to have conveived of. It's a dirty old man's fantasy... a cop's idea of what people do on acid!"

you copying stuff from your livejournal murtle?

Why do some people insist on fitting these lights horizontally?
Is the repeated chaffing on the back of the thigh somehow pleasureable?

So they look like Kitt from Knightrider

Mmmm mars bars, may have to go get one.

So they look like Kitt from Knightrider

Fit it to the front of my black Holdsworth (horizontal of course) and get myself a perm. Somehow I don't think I'd make a good Hoff.

well, that proves it then, that's logic that is, you're safer without a front light. And condoms too, they GIVE you AIDS. Smokers? They're not ALL dead are they so how can it be bad for you? I've just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil and my hearing's still perfect so there you go.

I'd rep you too, but I can't

you copying stuff from your livejournal murtle?

No, Ms Faithful's journal

not2bright

Me?

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why are you holding up a bunch of radishes Not4? Are you wondering what they are for?

why are you holding up a bunch of radishes Not4? Are you wondering what they are for?

French Breakfast No.3

you silly ankle

Why do some people insist on fitting these lights horizontally?
Is the repeated chaffing on the back of the thigh somehow pleasureable?

I fit mine anally, yes, the chaffing is very pleasurable...

I hate to get serious but why would you consider getting rid of the front light and not realise that the back light is also pointless? You're obviously an idiot.

I ride dressed as a ninja on my black bike with no lights, no one will be able to run me over if they can't see me.

Last night riding home around 11 pm I came across a guy dressed in black riding without lights the wrong way along a one way street straight at me.

We didn't collide.

Last night riding home around 11 pm I came across a guy dressed in black riding without lights the wrong way along a one way street straight at me.

We didn't collide.

I seen so many girls in those girl bikes going by on Theobald Road without light and a couple guys too, I almost hit a girl on the same road when I was going so fast I didn't notice the girl in front of me.

those who think it a good idea to cycle without a light, you're a cuntflap.

Last night riding home around 11 pm I came across a guy dressed in black riding without lights the wrong way along a one way street straight at me.

We didn't collide.

[lighten the fuck up]

I seen so many girls in those girl bikes going by on Theobald Road without light and a couple guys too, I almost hit a girl on the same road when I was going so fast I didn't notice the girl in front of me.

those who think it a good idea to cycle without a light, you're a cuntflap.

Racist!