Object is a cunt, a statement that I hasten to add is made with a hint of a smile on my face, possibly my tongue sticking out a bit, one eye drooped in an exaggerated wink, and the other like an mdma suffused pupil.
Actually, scrub that. Object is a cunt. My face is expressionless, but in an indefinite way.
See it is possible. Thank you BMMF for making my point valid. I knew I could count on you.