What to do in London with no money?

MARKET ROAD!
get payed to do what you love.

Any ex-bankers want to help the guy out - or is too soon?

At least a small portion of this will help me next summer.

You've got an internet connection and a girlfried.

www.shagmymissusforatennerthisweekend.com

Job done.

Hands up who clicked on that link Hippy posted, come on, I know some of you did, own up . . . ok, it was me! :(

Typo, should end with .co.uk

www.shagmymissusforatennerthisweekend.co.uk

Sorry, I used to host the .com.au one. Old habits.

i cycled around Hackney for like 4 hours the other day alone.... it was interesting to see some posh london after living in west london.

Sex, a great thing to do with your other half and it need not cost a penny.

Until you have a kid.........

Sorry, I used to host the .com.au one. Old habits.

A$10? Cheap at half the price..
It's about £1.50 innit?

raid the bins at your local m&s and eat for free.

A$10? Cheap at half the price..
It's about £1.50 innit?

Not with England's epic financial fail. $1AUD will probably buy me the Isle of Wight now.
All this means is I have to stay here until my savings are back to letting me buy the whole state of Queensland. Only then shall I return triumphant. ;)

you won't recognise QLD! half of aus live on the cost between tweed heads and noose :O

go to a public library?

combine funds... buy a knife, and go rob people

So, what did you do?

Please say rob people... please say rob people..

bro u can't even move in this place without it costing you!

Get up to anything good then melon?

Lfgss dogging? Deer hunting in richmond park? Play with all the toys at the science museum? Eat a swan? Get head from the Queen?.... actually, she only does that for me i think.

bro u can't even move in this place without it costing you!

Word, some times you just gota blow coin, but only if your bitch is worth it.

Word, some times you just gota blow colin.

Fixed

discarded pizza boxes are an excellent source of cheese.

You could always, um, go for a bike ride?

I just got my first ever neg-rep for this; "Putting 'um' in a sentence."
I shit you not.
WTF...

think yourself extremely lucky

I just got my first ever neg-rep for this; "Putting 'um' in a sentence."
I shit you not.
WTF...

I've never contributed anything of importance to receive any um... reps.