Possible location - 2 on 2 tournament?

"Hi, my name is fred.
Would you mind terribly if myself and possibly up to forty drunken ruffian-types use your court for games of bicycle-polo?
It is frightfully urban don't you know.
I promise to clean up the sick and syringes.
Thanks"

sure, why not. though I was going to suggest you were a troop of french rennaisance performance artists...