You must have blended into the fabric of that neighbourhood, subsumed into the very essence of hipster cool that pervades the environs of the fixed-wheel freeway and scenester byways.
Like some proto-hipster demi-god, omnipresent and all-sentient.
You should probably change your routine.
That would get you spotted and make it harder to assassinate you.
:D
'Routine' is not in my dictionary.