Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

and that's why you posted here?

neg'd for taste failure.

that's one big-assed seatclamp bolt though.

It´s more about the all set,... anti-porn..... It´s a Cherubim bike, master name behind 3rensho, no argue about that. Take a good look at the details. Still one hell of a piece of steel.

surely the search for a perfect chainline could have been handled better......

surely the search for a perfect chainline could have been handled better......

Crikey O'Riley, that's worse than mine!

but its got a massive skid patch

the man tried though.....

good god did he try. even down to painting the chain and the bare drops....

puts me in mind of a lost tribe building a primitive statue for a hipster god.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kona-Single-Speed-Fixed-Commuter-Campagnolo-Pista-Crank_W0QQitemZ180286891230QQihZ008QQcategoryZ33503QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A kona mtb with vintage campag chainset & hubs?

Why do some people insist on fitting their bars the wrong way around? vomits

apart from that (a 30 second fix) and the stickers on the rims i like it.

Saw this in the flesh today - fucking horrific ! Look here

Where did you see it, in the Cov Garden store? I saw it in the Paris store a few months back, absolute gash! There's absolutely no point to it whatsoever. If I'm not mistaken it costs about £1,500 too

^ £1500 indeed

It's the brooks grips and enormous tyres that pissed me off the most. Saw it in Holborn Evans and felt violated by it.

the most pengy-ist otp for real! :O

aargh, my eyes!

didn't Redline once make half decent BMX's ?

yes, very good ones at that too.

Still do

I binned my misses after she bought this.

can anyone figure out how you'd steer this contraption? Nope.... me neither. Cocks.

I binned my misses after she bought this.

the wet-suit and goggles are a nice touch.... almost takes your mind off that hideous tangled mess of yellow tubing.

You are meant to be able to reach 50mph on this concraption. I don't imagine you can keep it up for long though, it is more JCB than TJ Quick.

Saw this in the flesh today - fucking horrific ! Look here

g-star has got to be one of the most sickmaking brands of clothing around.

. I don't imagine you can keep it up for long though.

Ha Ha! Quality.

http://velospace.org/node/13741

Yep, a whole litter of puppies bit the dust there