Nursery for New Members

was that me Bernie? Green Raleigh? 4 spokes missing from the rear wheel? 90 degree bend in the downtube? rusted rear brake dangling dangerously next to the chainring? black Pac bag? probably some kind of cloth cap? On the thin side? cut off lycra kecks? One leg longer than the other? crumbs down the front of my tweed jacket (corduroy patches on the elbows)? pigeons nesting in my beard? open wound on my left arm dripping on the kid eating his ice-cream?

fixed ;)

can't blame you for being bitter if you're in Ormskirk

So Will is from Wigan then. Where were his pies? Oh, the black (presumably substantial) bag.

can't blame you for being bitter if you're in Ormskirk

Sorry Will, I couldn't resist it.

Bloody hell, Ormskirk. Do either of you know Rusty Mahone BTW?

Bloody hell, Ormskirk. Do either of you know Rusty Mahone BTW?

Can't say I've met him. Describe him so I can get a mental picture...

Red-headed pixie - plays the accordion for Mark Radcliffe's various bands...

sounds good.

Hmmm

that's another post must be nearly 5 now ..

Nah, I keep the pies in my kecks; the bag is for the Uncle Joe's Mintballs.

uncle joes mint balls, the ones that come in a can? that takes me back to my sugar crazed youth!

on a good day the whole town would smell of mint balls

Wigan kebab - five pies on a stick...
;-)

love the place so much i've been in london since i was 18

Fine idea

nursery for new members!!! how about a fuckin cage for some of the old members,some of em are savages

Do you want a kicking?

see what i mean savages

Do you want a kicking or not?

yes please hippy

Stop flirting, hippy.

Aww.. come on.. I could almost taste the blood spatter...

1 cage and a few dozen straitjackets

Gore-tex straitjackets with dropped tails?

So long as they're not pink and don't have off-centre zips..