The countryside is made of mud, it stinks and you have to drive everywhere. It's inhabitants are ignorant, racist and stupid. Criminals roam unhindered by the Police who are corrupt and mercenary. Lack of public amenities and culture make the country dwellers indolent and apathetic, intellectual activity is discouraged, as is exercise. In-breeding is common and encouraged, as is violent and abusive public behaviour.
People say London town is dirty, but I don't get mud on my shoes in Bond St.
RPM... it's worth repeating.. :D
The countryside is made of mud, it stinks and you have to drive everywhere. It's inhabitants are ignorant, racist and stupid. Criminals roam unhindered by the Police who are corrupt and mercenary. Lack of public amenities and culture make the country dwellers indolent and apathetic, intellectual activity is discouraged, as is exercise. In-breeding is common and encouraged, as is violent and abusive public behaviour.
People say London town is dirty, but I don't get mud on my shoes in Bond St.