Having a little sleepy

I was riding down chelsea embankment on my way to work.I had got to one of the many junctions and stopped at the red.the light turns green,I stay where I am to let the White van to right turn left...he didn't move for a second,I rode up beside him and looked in his window...he was asleep!! Mouth wide open like a fish! There was loads of traffic behind him beeping a d shouing,I gave his window a bang but it did nothing...me was gone! I justed laughed and rode off :D

On a serious note...what the fuck is he doing on the road!?

Sleeping.

Bah

ha!

you can't joke about something labled 'serious note'

Serious Note ahahahhahahahahahaa

WAC.. every man and his dog was out to get me this morning. There were some killings.

a friend of mine once had a nice refreshing nap in the gutter on portabello road.
on a saturday afternoon.

Sounds reasonable..

I once saw a guy asleep in his van.

Has no-one ever felt they were dozing off on their bike before?

Dogging?

Dogging?

ok, see you down the car park in 10 mins?

Dig the new avatar VB... ;-)

i was once walking up the hill from gerrards cross train station and a man was sat there in van, staring at people intensely as they passed by. sure enough as i got nearer he glared at me like a psycho. I kept my head down and kept walking but as I passed alongside on the pavement I looked again to see if he was still looking. Not only was he looking, but he was also jacking off furiously. I couldn't believe it. horrid bastard.

he probably had a rough night, let the man have a little kip!

Yeah, he was probably masturbating just to help send him to sleep easier.

he probably had a rough night, let the man have a little kip!

I'm not little and I'm also taken.

On a serious note...what the fuck is he doing on the road!?

Maybe he suffers from narcolepsy, or was slipping into a diabetic coma. You should have drawn a moustache on him or a cock on his forehead.

*Meanwhile on a forum far far away....

WhiteVanDriver139 says: Fucking weird morning. I woke up at these lights and some fucker's drawn a cock on my head with the letter LFGSS on the shaft. This other guy reckons a nutcase on a bike with no brakes did it. Too many people on drugs, I gotta get out of London.
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Has no-one ever felt they were dozing off on their bike before?

Yes on a long ride back from Ems after their housewarming, wasnt drunk as such and was fine until about 5 miles in, when I seriously began to drop off - was rather wierd - legs kept going quite happily, the night was warm it was 4am, I did nearly properly drop off though so stopped at the garage in Balham for a chocolate muffin and a locozade, just to get me home.
I think the regular spin of my legs was a bit too rythmic and somewhat hypnotised me.

Has no-one ever felt they were dozing off on their bike before?

Full on fell asleep at 40kmph on a downhill. There's nothing to be reccomended about dreaming about sitting in a comfy chair with a nice cup of coffee only to wake up to the fact that you are cold, wet, moving very fast and have no coffee.

Maybe he suffers from narcolepsy, or was slipping into a diabetic coma. You should have drawn a moustache on him or a cock on his forehead.

arf!

He's a fan of http://www.asleepatthewheel.com/

Superted could teach him a thing or two…

aaaahh, tired teddy