Near Death This Morning

I hear you aidan.wasn't really expecting a response, more of a question. Is this really about near death experiences or near misses? These posts pale into insignificance when you read and hear about what happened to corny, fiddy, Mary etc.more than happy to discuss over a beer...

I'm no doctor but I reckon a scaffolding pole to the windpipe at about 20mph is quite near death. You're right, there have been and will be far closer brushes with the dude in the black dressing gown. It's just that yesterday genuinely felt like idiot day. On the way back a motorbike was right up my arse then randomly started swearing at me, peds were jumping out all over the place and a cabby called me a cunt (he has a point).