Crash-damaged steel frame / bent steerer / dinged tube / dead forks

lol, do u reckon i could take it to a shop and they could bend it back for me?

yes (if it is a steel fork, which it almost certainly is).

Obviously it depends on how badly it is bent but it's possible. Steel will deal with it. My dad, for example, has tandem whose forks have been straightened three times.

I ended up buying a new fork for my bike, but I was in a similar position and the guy at Kiwi cycles said he would be able to do it. (just an example, i'm sure other bike shops would do the same).