What skillz you frontin?

hang on - what exactly does a 'confident' bunny hop look like?

and how can i tell when a bunnyhop has progressed from 'nervous', to 'confident'?

btw, i'd rather cut my cock and ballbag off with an angle grinder than do a bunnyhop, although that's neither here nor there.

well get out there and practice then, instead of "frontin" the forum with your posting "skilz"

and number 5 is really fucking easy, just ride, the back wheel will spin round, amazing.

Surely theres nothing wrong with a trick thread, but
can no one appreciate a little satire to make things more interesting?

the whole post is satire, is it?

I progressed from an anxious bunnyhop through nervous then slightly edgy. Then I sold my mountain bike...

the whole post is satire, is it?

the 'skillz' as in faux bad boy/napoleon dynamite angle yes. And the 'check-list'

But genuinely thought it interesting to hear if anyone is into tricks, and share tips etc.

+rep for lethal cunt bag murts (although forum wont let me!), made me spit ribena over my mac

^ Ha me too with me soup . . . luckily me has big time mop up skillz

mad jeycloth skilz....

ghostride the cloth, dude.

I like the use of slang whilst not actually understanding what it means thus rendering the post title gibberish.

i can make a rather splendid cup of tea.

is that any use?

Unless you can brew me one in the next 5 mins . . . . no.

On a serious not, perhaps time for a sub forum on this topic to accommodate this strange and unusual phenomenon

RPM had dem mad noddaz skilzz - hiviz bulletproof vest bluds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0l76LjVHQ&feature=related

Unless you can brew me one in the next 5 mins . . . . no.

On a serious not, perhaps time for a sub forum on this topic to accommodate this strange and unusual phenomenon

A decent brew in London would indeed be strange - not to mention unusual.

make it yourself and it's easy to assure a decent brew. that and yorkshire tea bags. teh win.

With London's infamous six-kidney water? Don't think so...

make it yourself and it's easy to assure a decent brew. that and yorkshire tea bags. teh win.

A man after my own heart - Mad tea steeze loose leaf Yorkshire gold in me pot right now

tea bags only here. simplicity.

+ve rep for PJ fail :(

Im working on rolling a joint while trackstanding

is teabagging classed as a trick? my favourite trick is the 'living room trackstand'

I can ride a bike from my flat to any location necessary (including the pub) without crashing.

I can crash on the way home from the pub pretty much 100% of the time...

I can teabaG, (Taylors of Harrogate). Snowball and am working on my SeaGull. Bruv I'm doin mad stunts.

I can change an inner tube and tire. On my own.

I can change an inner tube and tire. On my own.

But if you tire after changing the tube, who fits the tyre for you?

rolling blunts while skidding