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Happy Objectiversary
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Happy Birthday.
Your present is my exceptance of your existence. That means something, even God does not have that.
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I'm not going to wish you happy birthday, as you probably object to the whole concept on some idiosynchratic ethical grounds, and believe that everyone who has a birthday is fundamentally flawed, and everyone who offers anniversarial wishes is a full-on cunt.
You'll probably type something to this effect, but then delete it, stating that it was a tedious rant, and the cunts who post here aren't worth wasting words on, and mention, for the record, that Ray is a cunt, above and beyond any catch-all cunt labelling you've done previously.
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I'm not going to wish you happy birthday, as you probably object to the whole concept on some idiosynchratic ethical grounds, and believe that everyone who has a birthday is fundamentally flawed, and everyone who offers anniversarial wishes is a full-on cunt.
You'll probably type something to this effect, but then delete it, stating that it was a tedious rant, and the cunts who post here aren't worth wasting words on, and mention, for the record, that Ray is a cunt, above and beyond any catch-all cunt labelling you've done previously.
party pooper
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@BMMF
I'll acquiesce regarding the redundant 'h' in idiosyncratic, but 'anniversarial' is a made-up word, so doesn't count, and as far as 'labelling' goes, your computer is either stupid or American, or both.
Cunt.
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happy b'day mister, all the way from istanbul via the wonder that is a psp on a leeched wireless. amazing! see you soon mate!
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