• I'm not going to wish you happy birthday, as you probably object to the whole concept on some idiosynchratic ethical grounds, and believe that everyone who has a birthday is fundamentally flawed, and everyone who offers anniversarial wishes is a full-on cunt.

    You'll probably type something to this effect, but then delete it, stating that it was a tedious rant, and the cunts who post here aren't worth wasting words on, and mention, for the record, that Ray is a cunt, above and beyond any catch-all cunt labelling you've done previously.

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