Spotted...

Wanker. Why didn't you shout loud enough so I could hear you through my headphones.
And that Polo bike is now well travelled having been to Yorkshire.
If I see you I can never be fucked to shout cos I know from experience that I will start looking like a tit well before my dulcet tones cut through the shit on your iPod.

Feels a bit like Alan Partridge trying to get the attention of his mate Dan. "Dan! Daaan! Daaann!"