Manners please

i told a man off for this (moving ahead of you at lights) once and he called me, in a very posh voice, a "silly twit". I had no comeback at all and it bothers me even now

Would have thought, with all your many years on the road, that this sort of thing is water off a duck's back. I guess when someone uses a word like Twit it can be very disarming... must use that one. I like it. And you Berk. Although that one is actually quite rude but doesn't sound it to most people.

How about 'You Wally'?