The 'Official' Happy Birthday Object thread!

"Happy birthday to youuuu...happy birthday to youuuuu...Happy birthday dear Emiliéééééééééé...Happy biiiiiirthday...toooooooo...youuuuuuuuu!!!!" xxx

Happy birthday. May all your times be bright Mr Object. And all your Christmases be white*

*racist (before anyone else says it)

He's big for a 6 year old!
Have a shit year Emilié.

"Happy birthday to youuuu...happy birthday to youuuuu...Happy birthday dear Emiliéééééééééé...Happy biiiiiirthday...toooooooo...youuuuuuuuu!!!!" xxx

you owe him a drink

I owe him several

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Happy birthday my lovely emilie, thanks for being you and being part of our lives. Here is to a happy year for you my sweet.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Happy birthday Emilié, do try and stay out of trouble... Many happy returns dude... :)

ha ha happy bday dont get to drunkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

get back to work ! :P

happy birthday gorgeous

birthday wishes from berlin. have a good one.

happy birthday!! see you on the polo court soon

happy birthday cunt

Have a good one - let's hope you receive lots of top-notch branded consumer goods to make your day even better. Enjoy your day mate.

have wicked b'day dude!

Happy Birthday OBJECT!

£50 is on the way - damn your subliminal influences......

Enjoy.

Happy Birthday you massive cunt!

See you tonight.

I hate you...call you later. x

Happy fucking birthday.

i was curious how many times the word cunt would appear in this thread. HB!

HTFU you cunt!
I mean Happy Birthday the fuck up, you cunt.
No, I didn't mean cunt, how rude, I'm sure i meant CUNT!
That's better. Cunt.
:-)

happy birthday cunt buddy.x

it's your birthday

happy birthday dick head

Happy buffdy- keep rockin the custard.

EDIT - now that Object's bday has passed, and he's unlikely to re-read this thread (unless his ego gets the best of him), I retract my birthday wishes. Instead - eat a bag of dicks!