Nursery for New Members

was that me Bernie? Green Raleigh? 4 spokes missing from the rear wheel? 90 degree bend in the downtube? rusted rear brake dangling dangerously next to the chainring? black Pac bag? probably some kind of cloth cap? On the thin side? cut off lycra kecks? One leg longer than the other? crumbs down the front of my tweed jacket (corduroy patches on the elbows)? pigeons nesting in my beard? open wound on my left arm dripping on the kid eating his ice-cream?

fixed ;)