Right, I'm off to salute the lowering of the Standard, in my tweed jacket and slippers, muttering about foriegn wotnots and teenage mothers getting *free *council flats. I'll then compose some letters to the Daily Mail letters page and masturbate myself into a frenzy over Konnie Huq.
Right, I'm off to salute the lowering of the Standard, in my tweed jacket and slippers, muttering about foriegn wotnots and teenage mothers getting *free *council flats. I'll then compose some letters to the Daily Mail letters page and masturbate myself into a frenzy over Konnie Huq.