Skilled foreign workers

^That when tits up when bloody Mandela got out.

What? He's escaped?

somebody embed this, don't know how to.
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

yankees, go home.

apart from cajeta. she's ok.

@Platini I know if my gandfather was alive he would role in his grave.

@Platini I know if my gandfather was alive he would role in his grave.

Arf! That's the way to do it.

ghandifather? role?

gandfather

LOTR wizardly patriarch ?

I know you couldn't make it up could you! This country, it's practically third world, we have most them here already!

Just you wait. Us third-world-ers breed like bunnies and within 3 generations we will have taken over these godforsaken overcast lands! And the only jobs you Brits will be allowed to have will be as grape-peelers, and feeders of peeled grapes. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

"Our new Australian-style points system"

First our Olympics training and now our immigration system. No wonder you need immigrants to do your work! :P

you're all just distant relatives coming home..

My heritage is Scottish.. so I hate the English from a long way back.. slag! :-*

Fair dinkum mate. if you can put the hard yakka in then stop being such an earbasher you flaming galaa and come home before you go troppo.

WTF are you talking about? :)

sorry - I was using an online Ozzie slang guide.
Pass me another stubby you rager.

hahaha

I still don't know what you're talking about Mr. Rad. except that bit about the stubby.
I hate most Aussie beer.. only moved here for the beer.. mmm beer..

Call him a spunk - they love it. (Or so I'm reliably informed).

Prav or me? Older rellies tend to call kids 'spunks', as in "How are ya, ya little spunks". It's kinda cute.

stick another snag on the barbie, you hairy old spunk.

I was suggesting that she called you that. It went down well with me in Sydney the first time I was thus addressed. But that was long ago, and besides, the wench is dead face

I was suggesting that she called you that. It went down well with me in Sydney the first time I was thus addressed. But that was long ago, and besides, the wench is dead face

wow, you have a 'but that was long ago, and besides, the wench is dead face'?

i gotta update my expressions.

she

She?

Prav is a "He"

a big hairy He-Man of a man

he's a hairy old spunk

he's full of hairy old spunk. it's like spiderman's ejaculata.