first was riding home from old bailey to roman road, after countless pints and some spirits. when I tried to sit on the bike at the end of the night i understood, that am too drunk and can't even see straight. after 20mins (?) of preparing and putting myself together I rode through brick streets near st.pauls and fell down hitting my elbow and my ear, the earphone, which I was wearing at the time got smashed into pieces. nothing serious tho'
other stories not so interesting or just can't remember how I got home, something like hugging a lamp post or trying to jump on the kerb and failing. just scratches and sore head in the morning. promised myself, that I won't ride whilst drunk anymore.
ah, and once was drunk and very stoned - couldn't understand where i was, had to ride in circles, till i saw the light at the end of a tunnel.
had a few drunken accidents
first was riding home from old bailey to roman road, after countless pints and some spirits. when I tried to sit on the bike at the end of the night i understood, that am too drunk and can't even see straight. after 20mins (?) of preparing and putting myself together I rode through brick streets near st.pauls and fell down hitting my elbow and my ear, the earphone, which I was wearing at the time got smashed into pieces. nothing serious tho'
other stories not so interesting or just can't remember how I got home, something like hugging a lamp post or trying to jump on the kerb and failing. just scratches and sore head in the morning. promised myself, that I won't ride whilst drunk anymore.
ah, and once was drunk and very stoned - couldn't understand where i was, had to ride in circles, till i saw the light at the end of a tunnel.