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  • just over a week ago i spent 16hrs drinking. When at 4am i finally decided to ride home i found i'd lost my cycling shoes but hopped on and rode home anyway. I don't remember anything from about 100 yards after setting offuntil i arrived back in my street about 30 mins later. I was closing in on my front door when i glanced down at my front wheel through my frame i must have zoned out a bit because as i looked up i was about to collide with a parked car was i hit it head on at just over walking speed and didn't fall off.
    The next morning i woke up with blood stains all over my bed sheets and bruises all over my arms and legs..
    A few days later i discovered my frame was cent at the lugs on the top tube and down tube.
    Fuck knows what happened that night but i must have looked a right tit.
    Didn't stop me looking an even bigger tit the following weekend with my shitback and colony of wizards.

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