Are two wheels better than 4?

OK - so just so i'm not confused :

Stealing is wrong except when it's stealing from rich people. And if someone steals your £600 wheelset, then that's pretty funny because you're stupid enough to pay for them, and frankly, you deserve it.

It ain't about right and wrong, it's about schadenfreude.

The motivations behind buying a £600 wheel set are completely different to those behind buying a Bentley*. Therefore the significance of having them nicked is different.

*the possible exception being some of the London Dynamo types