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hey I'm new here and I've been thinknig about turning my classic road bike into a fixie. Could you boys help me out a little? Is it bettr to convert my currant bike or should I buy one of those rust colored langsters? I like the skull pattern on tem. Could I repaint my bike rainbow with those really thick bike wheels? Could someone help me while I'm visiting London next week? (I still have nowhere to sleep, but I don't mind sharing a bed) I heard the Duke of York is the place to go to meet oterh fixe-riders, is that right?

You're a girl and due to the coy way in which you write I find you quite flirtatious. You make feel special so I will help you out anyway possible and help you out with the questions you ask that would be shot down if a male asked them. P.S I am free all the time so if you ever get a puncture just call me and I will come and fix it. I'll pm you the number to my puncture repair hotline.

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