Threads not to start

examples of the fucking pointless threads that have been started here in the last 24 hours (and what they should have been titled):

1. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread1270.html#post286098 a thread about one bike in the fixed gear gallery - should have gone in the fg gallery thread
   
2. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10120.html#post286049 the yo mama thread. Fuck right off, this isn't fresh prince of bel air.
   
3. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10013.html#post285932 How do i use bittorrent, you fucking cunt?
   
4. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10137.html#post285931 I'm in love with my abs
   
5. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10160.html I cant be arsed to check what's on TV, can someone tell me?
   
6. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10180.html I noticed that there's someone on the internet with the same avatar as dale. Well fuck me with an arrospoke, you'd better start a thread about it.
   
7. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10088.html More bittorrent bollocks. Step away from the keyboard.
   
8. http://www.londonfgss.com/thread10166.html I can't find a thread from last week, I'll start another thread in the hope that that'll help me find the first thread. Particularly good as he replied to his own post - 100% of the replies were by the OP. maybe he could rep himself whilst he's at it.
   
   
   

Oh, and obviously any thread I've started, ever.

If this were my forum, no-one would be able to start new threads, ever. :-)