For Sale: Most everything I own (the great letting go)

how much for your soul?

i knew it!

least he has one nimbles, well, unless he's sold it to the devil.

jesus christ, might not post any pictures at all now, this has just got out of hand, i mean what the hell have you all been doing all day, i know its raining but....... :S

you crazy fools

dibs on the woolen snake,cos the vultures might get it

oi its mine!

least he has one nimbles, well, unless he's sold it to the me.

i have no sympathy for the devil

12 bottles of windscreen washer fluid.... neeeeeever gonna use them.

12 bottles of windscreen washer fluid.... neeeeeever gonna use them.

what happens when you're asked by the UN to wash the ozone layer...what you gunna do then?...ehh?

If you're not going to be around any more, can I have your house? And you watch? And do you have a girlfriend???

If you're not going to be around any more, can I have your house? And you watch? And do you have a girlfriend???

errrm i dont have a house, or a watch......or a girlfriend

oooh, poor smeear! :(

i dont need any of thems things

smeear is strong ;)

up-dated the main post people
so feel free to continue with the strange conversation

details on the bikes mr smeear?

kids bike with an office chair welded to it,

very old 3speed with lovely bars and stem,

a kids simpsons bike and a trike maybe,

house mates have asked to take the other bikes sorry.

also i might mutant them up if know-body wants them

Details on the masonic pocket watch

ill take the juggling equipment if theyre going for free. danke.

please?!

where are my manners. apoligies kind sir.

may i please have the juggling equipment that you are so kindly putting on market? i would like to present them as a gift to a little nephew.

am i still first for the lock? because 30 seems ok, as long as i get all the keys...

am i still first for the lock? because 30 seems ok, as long as i get all the keys...

yup you do (i'll keep one just in case ;)

actually you get them all and the code for new keys

where are my manners. apoligies kind sir.

may i please have the juggling equipment that you are so kindly putting on market? i would like to present them as a gift to a little nephew.

not you silly, you said danke ;)

yeah if i know there going to a good home then sure,

i'm keeping my expencive diablos and contact ball, this stuff is what i started out on :)
just nice to keep it going, unless he just chews it lol

well i said thank you but not please. so i still felt bad. nah, he's been asking for a diablo for ages. figured this would be a good start point. ill spin a little back story on it as well, something to do with the renowned juggler smear thats gone feral and is honing his juggling skills in the wilderness.

do i get some rep points for admitting to being a juggler? :)

oh thought i should let people know I'll be away performing at a festival till Tuesday next week so fight amongst yourselves till then

do you have the spec for the orange imac please?

thanks