Bicycle limerick

It's not about your skinny ass jeans,
you just look like a girl in her teens,
you don't need no brakes cos they're only for fakes,
you're so cool you use taxi windscreens...

It's not about your white aerospoke,
on your langster it looks like a joke,
you think you look cool but to me you're a fool,
WATCH THE POTHOLE...too late, it just broke...

Claps