Bicycle limerick

Awesome effort EM, +ve rep.

right... starts rooting through the "most useless spare parts" box.....

right... starts rooting through the "most useless spare parts" box.....

I thought I'd made it quite clear: no frickin' masturbating!

now I'm just staring in awe at that..........

there are some bright buttons on here this afternoon ain't there?

and to think this morning this thread was on its arse after one Chris Crash post :)

Awesome effort EM, +ve rep.

yeah but she's had all day.....some of us have been mining gold since before lunch..

he he.

We all cycled off to Hyde Park
On pedalos to have quite a lark
Strong and fine shone the sun
But a guard ruined our fun
So we ended up pissed in the dark

There once was a young man called Bring,
who's balls had a penchant for swing,
so clearly most troubled,
he struggled and struggled,
and tied them both up with some string.

There once was a chap named Pajamas,
who created some terrible dramas,
he exposed his knob,
to a fierce, baying mob,
and was beaten by ten angry fathers.

how did you know about that?

have you been poring over microfilm in the library?

there once was a jolly good thread
upon which a lot has been said
it was about limericks
and occaisionally pricks
so lets all go drinking instead

Jon Snow?

how did you know about that?

have you been poring over microfilm in the library?

I'm compiling a blackmail database of everyone I know.

it's a hobby..

There once was a man who rode fixed,
And was trying to master some tricks,
But a no-handed skid,
Made him look like a flid,
When the stem mashed his balls and his prick.

^ haaaaaa!!!! :-D

So we arrive at the days' end,
Thanks for humouring me desk-bound fixed-friends.
Now lets get off our bums,
Go ride; see our chums,
This thread made me smile - you're all legends!

i think we need bike sonnets and villanelles. step it up a level.

there once was a thread on chain tension,
and i tried hard not to give it a mention,
but the men gibbered on,
as all sanity was gone,
and autism was the deduction.

Sir did a limerick too!

There is a young man called Ray
Who's bike looks a little bit gay
He wears womens clothes, old garments he sews,
and he's bunked up with an Aussie named Jay.

There once was a member named Scott.
Who missed the old forum a lot,
Cos it's now full of pricks, who think riding a fixed,
is all about something it's not...

It's not about your skinny ass jeans,
you just look like a girl in her teens,
you don't need no brakes cos they're only for fakes,
you're so cool you use taxi windscreens...

It's not about your white aerospoke,
on your langster it looks like a joke,
you think you look cool but to me you're a fool,
WATCH THE POTHOLE...too late, it just broke...

You're so worried about what others think,
should my deep v be black,white or pink?
I don't give a fuck about how YOUR bikes look,
if it helps though just click on this 'link'...

I don't care which celeb has just died,
or which recipes you've all gone and tried,
i don't care a bit cos you're threads are all shit,
now log off and GO FOR A RIDE!!!

are yous guys still at it? i wish id stayed in and wased more time doing this than wasting my day walkin got the library and getting wet in this fucking bristol rain..

this thread is my favorite along with the ant one.

Sir did a limerick too!

something funny, mr nimhbus? something amusing you?

well perhaps you'd like to share it with the rest of us. or failing that, go to the back of the class and wear the 'D' hat.

and if you're wondering, it's 'D' for 'Dickwad'.

now i've set Sir off... sorry everyone

It's not about your skinny ass jeans,
you just look like a girl in her teens,
you don't need no brakes cos they're only for fakes,
you're so cool you use taxi windscreens...

It's not about your white aerospoke,
on your langster it looks like a joke,
you think you look cool but to me you're a fool,
WATCH THE POTHOLE...too late, it just broke...

Claps

jesus that was a long wank..

There is an old lawnmower man
Who cuts as much grass as he can
He's a bit of a slag, he rides a white Nag
And he never says no to a can.

There is an old lawnmower man
Who cuts as much grass as he can
He's a bit of a slag, he rides a white Nag
And he never says no to a can.
Build?