Spotted...

teenslain were you riding direction Hipsterville on Clerkenfail Rd. last night with a tube of some kind strapped to your bag?

If so, you were being chased by a blonde bird on a green machine with white forks. I'm sure I've seen the bike posted on here.

Must've been one of my army of doppelgangers, I deploy them in times of crisis... Or sometimes just for kicks, to mess with your tiny minds... ;D
Not me tho'...