How to answer the question, "where's yer brakes?"

"in your mum"

school was wicked

''Sold 'em for crack''

That's for me to know and you to fuck off.

Actually addressing sammartingell, cunt.

Where's my cheese?!

"What?

look down to where brakes would be

Oh* FUCK...." *

ride off looking panic-stricken

4 times a day.

Shit!

Heeelllllp meeeee!

Aaaaaah!

he must be riding in a parade for that dialogue..

does that make it a witty 6 liner?

I just made that up when I saw the thread.

In reality I just snigger and ride off.

Doesnt happen anymore though as im actually running a pair of brakes now!

¨You can get brakes for these contraptions? Well I'll be damned, what will they think of next?¨

In reality, i ride with front brake.
If i didn't, ''racist'' would be my retort.

I left them at home with my fish

brakes? pfft! they slow you down!

brakes? pfft! they stop you from falling off all the time!

fixed

Your the first cunt to say that today.
Your the second cunt to say that today.
Your the third cunt to say that today.
Your the fourth cunt to say that today.
Fuck me five's a record!

brakes? pfft! they slow you down!

I like your work

your powers of observation astound me!

"touch my balls, say that again and i'll bite your teeth out!"

you're not playing truth or dare at the old folks home shins!!

"i left them at home, that's why my ribs hurt"

from gabes -

'my brakes? well second rib on the left'

brakes are for gays?

(yes I deserve a punch)

Actually addressing sammartingell, cunt.

Where's my cheese?!

You calling me a cunt?
I hate hippies.

Ps. I live in a cold, hard corner of Leeds at the mo, and ride around the dales and moors. No shopping centres there.

I usually give them a demo! I get asked this question about 5 times a day.

I remember thisisrob telling me about how to answer this question:

Lift your front wheel off the ground by the handlebars, and say 'watch', motioning towards your hands. Make as if you're squeezing the grips, then stop the wheel sneakily with your foot.

Watch their looks of disbelief. :)

I might try that

Actually addressing sammartingell, cunt.

Where's my cheese?!

Also addressing sammartingell, fuckyouverymuch.

No cheese for you.

replace "head" with "brakes" and you get what you need :)

YouTube - Where's your head at- Basement Jaxx