• You ride a tourer? Homo
    You ride fixed? Hipster
    You ride a road bike? Wanker
    You ride a BMX? Toerag
    You ride a Hybrid? Plonker

    You ride an mtb? Snob
    You ride a Unicycle? Clown

    This is not boding well for me. What do I get for riding a recumbent as well?

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