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@Skülly
Trying to keep moving in this horrible weather...today a middle aged man at the newly-Very-slow-phase lights at Holborn tried to use his briefcase to assault me on my bike. I had just verry slowwwly jumped a red where peds also had red but were crossing. I was veering behind a load that were crossing, he started to slow down and veer toward me, tried to take me with his briefcase. WHY!? D'you think he's like the judge dredd of some accounts depatment, the judge jury and execuctioner of minor traffic infringement (which he was also committing).
I had that horrible feeling as I rode on (shoulda stopped and twatted him with my Topeak... shoulda spun round and follwed him to a dark alley and then flattened him...shoulda... coulda... woulda)