Sat Aug 30th - Pedalo Time

It so happens that i know mouth to mouth resuscitation, and am a first aider... but if it comes to us drowning its every man/woman for himself/herself. Sorry murtle ;)

you ain't going nowhere near me with yer mouth to mouth

actually, can HKLB swim?

Herne Hill boys riding in together I presume?

Minh Ai if you'd like to roll from the south east we might be going Lewisham Way

cheers pajamas. that'd be great as i don't know the way! i'll pm you my number..

Oh, what a splended day we shall all have.

Hey just so you've got a heads up... this is what we are thinking about the race line up...

... this is just a rough guide, more teams will turn up tomorrow, but we'll work it out. ;)

Shin

skip 5 and 6

skip 5 and 6

we'll see on the day... trying to keep only 4-5 boats on the water at one time. I think a mass pile in will get us kicked off so we'll leave that till the end ;)

Props!

Roxy cut people, the list as I see it should be these 26 teams (grouped into 10's so you can spot when someone cuts others out):

1. Shinscar & Murtle - Serpentine Grandslammers
   
2. Chris & Seb - Team SuicideKamikaze
   
3. Object & ? - Team name to be confirmed
   
4. Gabes & Horatio - Smut Pedalos
   
5. Mashton and Bashton - "The Chemically Enhanced Brothers"
   
6. Polly (non forum) and unknown - team name to be confirmed
   
7. Ferris & TBC - TBC
   
8. Jonny & Slag (numb nuts) - Team Zissou
   
9. Brain-flick & Build - The Lost Buoys
   

10. Big Daddy Wayne + BRM[tbc] -- The Pillage people

11. JDB (numb nuts) + ??? (any Micheal Jackson look-a-likes?) - Pedalophiles

12. Fruitbat + Will - TBC

13. Sqwark + Runtime - TBC

14. EM & stelle - Pedalo-go-gos

15. Johan + Gizmond - TBC

16. shootthebreeze und pajamas - Das Bootyshakers

17. Danzel + Jorg - The Ugly Ducklings

18. Fresh + Clintsmoker - Sprocket and Tubs

19. Dancing James + Mini..Cooper- Total Bloody Cunts

20. J-D-S-H + pinkgottimobbs - Coxless Pair

21. Selim + Friend

22. Provenrad & Hippy - Canal Proven

23. VelocityBoy & LadyStarDust - Ziggy Stardust

24. Shallow Maive + Anna (non forum) - Sink Tank

25. Minh Ai & Roxy - Name TBC

26. Scott not scot & bobby digital - Bagman and Robin

geez, no need to blame. now I feel terrible. Who'd I cut anyway?

Props!

yeah...
not bad...
for a ponse!

@Roxy n JDSH
i'll be riding wid chew !
see yuz bout 11.tirty

ummmmmm guess i shall show up, i'm in town for once. if anyone needs a partner for their team holla me.....

why doesn't each team through 8 squid into a kitty and we use that money to hire out 4 boats and just switch between the boats. That why there isn't going to be 30 of us pedalling around and only a 1/4 of us actually doing something.

Also are weapons allowed?

The pedalo attendants are not going to let you interchange. Watch out for the guy in the speedboat.
Good luck everybody.

Busy
Shit
Kill
All
Computers
Prav can u swim?
Looks like the system I was going to be working on this weekend is proper fucked now anyway so I might be pedaloing after all..

I can swim! Why?
Spinnage for the winnage Hippy my man...

g.s partner's mum just went to hospital, the sink tank needs a seccond person. come on down.

I can swim! Why?
Spinnage for the winnage Hippy my man...

You know I can't spin right? I'll do the team drinking instead..

Aye.. no bother my friend.
I've gotten the Pedalo tactical secrets from Aroogah and that's worth 2 knots.

Not sinking?
Not drowning?

Turbulent vs. laminar flow.
Trained geese.
Other stuff.

The pedalo attendants are not going to let you interchange. Watch out for the guy in the speedboat.
Good luck everybody.

Murtles and Shin, have you considered the possibility that the boat attendant isn't going to be down with 60 idiots thrashing the hell out of his precious little boats...?

we are only gonna have 6 boats on the go at once. for all the races, after that we can mess around.