For Sale: MKS (NJS) pedals (with leather double toe straps)

she only wanted the brownie, she's shunned my advances since eating it. i think the brownie gave her a 'fat moment' which she now attributes to me, therefore every glance in my direction makes her loathe herself that little bit more.

i thought she died? or at the very least was brought to the a&e to have her stomach pumped.