Check out this idiot

I soooooooooooooo badly wanted to get in the garage with those muppets and thrash the shite out of them....
Losers.

Good fucking God. Now that is attention to detail.

Nice, I'm going to stick "Alpe d'Hurez edition" stickers on my raleigh tonight.

It's a fucking Astra.

I soooooooooooooo badly wanted to get in the garage with those muppets and thrash the shite out of them....
Losers.

ha! because he loves it you want to destroy it. :D

I think we have the moral obligation to send him OCD medication disguised as bizzarre new cleaning products.

Tha man is truly sick.

fuck me sideways Lord Jesus Crist!!!

I reckon it needs deep Vs and Ourys.

hahahahahahaha. That is awesome, live much? I stopped watching after the 0.5mm paint speck that he managed to spot rainman style.

I scrolled about half way... too much!

I want to get laid on his behalf.

ott

I'm exhausted, I kept wanting it to stop, but it just kept going and going and going and all I could think was ''Please oh King of the Chav's, stop . . . it's a fucking Astra!!''

I kind of hope some nausey little kid keys the doors in the night, purely because he was stressing over a practically invisible paint blob. Didn't make it past the second post...

anyone on dial-up is going to be dead by the time that page loads.

I wonder if he actually drives it anywhere? You know, like a car, rather than an object of misplaced affection to be parked in a garage and lovingly touched in the evenings. I bet he's one of 'those' people who park over two spaces in the car park...

Makes me feel slightly less guilty for wanting to T-Cut the scratches out of my car and give it a bit of a wash and wax.

The 1mm speck of paint just made me laugh - the freak would have actually rejected the car had he seen it at the dealership!

My revulsion stems from both the obsessive documentation and such an absolute misallocation of resource and time spent making this thing shine slightly more than it did when it left(recently) the show room.

I don't believe cars should be beautiful or allowed to travel at speeds greater than 80KMPH until they run on a more sustainable fuel. They should be functional boxes, used sparingly for essential travel. In my opinion.

the guy is a detailer by trade, why wouldn't you want to have a car in top condition.

Sez mr OCD! ;P

my cars back home were clean, not as bad as he got. but you could eat of anything in the engine bay ;)

I've seen some sad fucks in my time but that guy takes some beating. I just read a bit where he says he cleans his car wheels 4 or 5 times a week, taking 90 minutes each time! What a fucktard.

anyone on dial-up is going to be dead by the time that page loads.

I wonder if he actually drives it anywhere? You know, like a car, rather than an object of misplaced affection to be parked in a garage and lovingly touched in the evenings. I bet he's one of 'those' people who park over two spaces in the car park...

He did drive it, 15,000 miles a years apparenty.

I feel sort of sorry for that guy. I can relate to some of the geeky things he's doing, but the level he goes to is just insane....

my favourite moment (on the first page) is where he re-lubes the door hinges. Then polishes them.

I think he'd probably break down if anyone crashed into him...

If you think about it, if he's that obsessed with the car then he must drive it fucking carefully.

Madness.
I'd love to take a shit on it.

all i am left with is a stream of questions

wtf?

how much did all that work cost to do - both parts and the time he could charge someone else for his labour?

would you just not buy a nicer car in the first place?

what would his car go for 2nd hand?

and WTF?

Hmm not my thing but well, people do the same thing with bicycles!

Hey roberto, you made my friend cry I think, when you won the auction for a track frame in warrington for £49!

a) noone else bid
b) collection only!
:-D