KitchenRadar helmet debate

Stay helmetless. Think about all the quality swearing opportunities you gain by hitting your head on things. It's not often you can be this fully justified in saying fuck as many times as possible in 30 seconds.

You've also got to see it as divine retribution for buying wholewheat spaghetti.

I'm fairly liberal with my use of the Fuck word, and don't pander to invisible rules of social appropriacy.

Wholewheat spaghetti has a wider tolerance, remaining al dente for longer in the context of ill-timed toddler-based distractions at crucial gastronomic junctures.