Little Hackney Twats

*"so yea ah heard some caant daan stairs right, so I grab the shottie maate an ah goes daan stairs an sees some cunt gan thru me drawers mate.. so I say what the faak y'doin mate... now I don't shoot the bastard ...I march him out the house and tell him to piss off.. and he starts to bolt down the drive way right ..so I waits till the cunt gets to the bottom and climbing over the gate ..and I let off both barrels mate ..peppered his arse mate!! schooner of beer up in the air daant think ill see him back anytime soon...."*

Was he newly arrived from the West Country then?