Little Hackney Twats

Shoot one of them. The rest tend to fly away then.

lol aussies! I was up the east coast of oz drinking with some locals and they were talking about burglars, one recalled a story about waking up in the night to hear someone rummaging around in their house... it went a little like this

• "so yea ah heard some caant daan stairs right, so I grab the shottie maate an ah goes daan stairs an sees some cunt gan thru me drawers mate.. so I say what the faak y'doin mate... now I don't shoot the bastard ...I march him out the house and tell him to piss off.. and he starts to bolt down the drive way right ..so I waits till the cunt gets to the bottom and climbing over the gate ..and I let off both barrels mate ..peppered his arse mate!! schooner of beer up in the air daant think ill see him back anytime soon...."*