Spotted...

Ha! Did you see my altercation with the pigeon? I couldn't access my front door because a stubborn pigeon was sitting in the doorway and I didn't want to let it inside. Eventually, with use of polo mallet, I gently ushered it to one side. But I imagine it looked pretty stupid if you were watching from the comfort of a pub across the road!

I did wonder why you were taking SO long to get in...
Couldn't see the pigeon.
Looked like you were just REALLY proud of the fact that you'd been out til after dark, playing POLO - ha!