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@BringMeMyFix
Quality link RPM, though it makes me think of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace these days.
If you're wearing any garments with more than 45%/55% cotton/polyester blend: Alu.
If it's a day of the week beginning with 's': Alu.
If you felt like you had a cold coming on the previous night, but it didn't blossom: Steel.
If you've had oral sex within the past 3 days: Alu.
If, at your most recent local elections, there was at least a 10% swing in the favour of the Conservatives: Steel.
If you can speak more than 3 languages: Alu.
If you're currently lower than VB in the reputation league: Steel.
If you can recite the alphabet backwards in less than 12 seconds: Alu.
It's a no-brainer really.