South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

drat, I'm stuck in the Channel islands, without a bike, with five kids under 11 years old*, and I've got work to do - the weather's shit, the pool is freezing, everyone falls asleep at 9pm, and they treat cyclists with utter utter disdain. And you lot are having fun!

Belated happy birthdays Murtle, i'll get down to a drinks next week to buy you a beer, or one of these fancy tequila-espressos.

Right, back to work. I've just found a bike hire shop that has a penny farthing in the window, so I might treat myself to an afternoon on that f-cker. Adier

• its ok, I'm CRB checked.
  
  

Which channel island snowy? Half my family comes from Jersey.