The reason why I have been most upset for the past 4 days

i was trying to figure out how the fuck he got those shoes one. maybe he only has one long toe? maybe he digs them in to stop?

Don't forget Ladies and Gents
it's Verlorution
"London's Urban Cycle Store"

Sounds so good in light of his recent gorilla marketing campaign I'll put it again:
"London's Urban Cycle Store"

You spelled VELORUTION wrong. Greasy muppet! :P