Dear London,

see you in NYC bro

see you in NYC bro

thank fuck, piss off you bum! x2

be nice or I'll tell the ALF where you live.

t'was awesome to be back in your presence sir, I look forward to ridin NYC w you in the Spring.

"I got my ass kicked by three hot girls, I normally have to pay for that"

Good to hear your heckling, sorry I didn't get to meet you properly. Safe travels, dude.

be nice or I'll tell the ALF where you live.

WTF!!

exactly do you want to wake up with that tapping on your window?

exactly do you want to wake up with that tapping on your window?
could be useful, he does eat cats!

maybe ill just give him your number and have him ring you when he is drunk and horny.

be nice or I'll tell the ALF where you live.

You're scared now, aren't ya dale.

best shit talker ever. nice to hang with you, see you next time.

best of luck BJ Crank. I shouted a few obscenities at the back of your head but you were too busy heckling mr Crashington at the time..

Dude I totally didn't notice that Brooklyn Jack was abbreviated as BJ. Sweet. Anyways, good times, just saw the pictures of polo last night finally. Proud as always to be the face of defeat...

Now which of you limey gits is gonna get here for some real polo...

http://www.losmarcospolos.com/
Why have refs when you can get points for bribery and taking a shit in my basement.

i am seriously thinking about it! i wanna go to los marcostan!

dunno mate, will you roll like this again:

What? Drunk, slowly and far away from the ball? Prolly.

dunno mate, will you roll like this again:

Inverse Slack Chain!

Now which of you limey gits is gonna get here for some real polo...

http://www.losmarcospolos.com/
Why have refs when you can get points for bribery and taking a shit in my basement.

hahaha fucking quality....

TOUSAND OF YEAR AGO BEFORE CONTINETANL DRIFT SPEARARATED HOEMLAND OF LOS MARCOS FROM SPAIN, LOS MARCOS WERE FURIOS AND RUTHLESS LEADERS OF VAST EMPIRE. IS LEGENRY SPORT WAS BIKE POLO. IS LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT SOCIETY OF LOS MARCOSTAN INVENTED BICLYCLE. EL MARCO FEO HAS TATTOO OF HISTORY OF LOS MARCOSTANI INFENTOR INFENTING BIKE AND INVENT BIKE POLO. BUT THEN, CONTEMENTAL DRIFT SHEARED LOS MARCOSTAN AWAY FROM REST OF PANGEA, WHICH LOS MARCOSTAN WAS CENTER OF. LOS MARCOSTAN FALL TO BOTTOM OF OCEAN, FORGOTTAN TO WORLD AXCEPT IN LAGEND AND FARY TALE TOLD TO LITTLE BABY TO MAKE THEM SCARED TO DO DRUGHS AND LISTEN TO RAOCK Y ROLL. MAMA Y PAPA TELL LITTLE CHILDSREN 'LITTLE CHILDRAN, DON'T LASTEN TO ROCK Y ROLL OR YOU MAKE OUR HOMELAND FALL INTO SEA LIKE LOS MARCOSTAN' AND STUPID LITTLE BOY Y GIRL BELIEVE LYING PARENT. LOS MARCOS CHILDREN NOT TOLD SUCH LIE. FOR THOUSAND OF YEAR, LOS MARCOSTAN LIE FORGOTTEN AT OCAN FLORR. SOME PEOPLE REEFER TO LOST SOCIETY AS 'ATLANTIS'. SI, LOS MARCOSTAN IS REAL ATLANTIS. STRONGEST PEOPLE OF LOS MARCOSTAN LEARN TO BREATH UNDER WATER Y DEVELOP GILLS. IN RECENT SENTRY, VOLCANIC ACTIVINGTY MAKE ISLAND OUT OF LOS MARCOSTAN. FINALLY, OUR PEOPLE BREATHE ONLAND AGAIN AND COME BACK TO OTHER PEOPLE. BUT WE FRIGHTENT PEOPLE SO MUCH WITH OUR GILL AND OUR AMAZING, ENORMOUS FERTILITIES. IT MAKE DIFFICULT TO ASSIMLATE, SO WE WARE MASK TO COVER GILL SO TO BE AXECEPTED BY PEOPLE. AND THAT HOW LOS MARCOS CAMES TO BE

Dude, it's no lie. I've seen the result of these animals. They ripped my sprinkler pipe out of my ceiling, shat in my basement, pissed on the pavement in front of my house, threatened all my neighbors, held a wrestling tournament in my backyard, drank over 900 beers and a case of mixer liquors, shattered a bunch of glass in my bathtub, broke some tiles, and cause my floorboards to start coming up. This doesn't include the fact that one of them fingerblasted some chick in my roomates bed.

I shit you not, all this happened, for real, no lie, one night last october at los marcos mayhem.