Dear London,

Now which of you limey gits is gonna get here for some real polo...

http://www.losmarcospolos.com/
Why have refs when you can get points for bribery and taking a shit in my basement.

hahaha fucking quality....

TOUSAND OF YEAR AGO BEFORE CONTINETANL DRIFT SPEARARATED HOEMLAND OF LOS MARCOS FROM SPAIN, LOS MARCOS WERE FURIOS AND RUTHLESS LEADERS OF VAST EMPIRE. IS LEGENRY SPORT WAS BIKE POLO. IS LITTLE KNOWN FACT THAT SOCIETY OF LOS MARCOSTAN INVENTED BICLYCLE. EL MARCO FEO HAS TATTOO OF HISTORY OF LOS MARCOSTANI INFENTOR INFENTING BIKE AND INVENT BIKE POLO. BUT THEN, CONTEMENTAL DRIFT SHEARED LOS MARCOSTAN AWAY FROM REST OF PANGEA, WHICH LOS MARCOSTAN WAS CENTER OF. LOS MARCOSTAN FALL TO BOTTOM OF OCEAN, FORGOTTAN TO WORLD AXCEPT IN LAGEND AND FARY TALE TOLD TO LITTLE BABY TO MAKE THEM SCARED TO DO DRUGHS AND LISTEN TO RAOCK Y ROLL. MAMA Y PAPA TELL LITTLE CHILDSREN 'LITTLE CHILDRAN, DON'T LASTEN TO ROCK Y ROLL OR YOU MAKE OUR HOMELAND FALL INTO SEA LIKE LOS MARCOSTAN' AND STUPID LITTLE BOY Y GIRL BELIEVE LYING PARENT. LOS MARCOS CHILDREN NOT TOLD SUCH LIE. FOR THOUSAND OF YEAR, LOS MARCOSTAN LIE FORGOTTEN AT OCAN FLORR. SOME PEOPLE REEFER TO LOST SOCIETY AS 'ATLANTIS'. SI, LOS MARCOSTAN IS REAL ATLANTIS. STRONGEST PEOPLE OF LOS MARCOSTAN LEARN TO BREATH UNDER WATER Y DEVELOP GILLS. IN RECENT SENTRY, VOLCANIC ACTIVINGTY MAKE ISLAND OUT OF LOS MARCOSTAN. FINALLY, OUR PEOPLE BREATHE ONLAND AGAIN AND COME BACK TO OTHER PEOPLE. BUT WE FRIGHTENT PEOPLE SO MUCH WITH OUR GILL AND OUR AMAZING, ENORMOUS FERTILITIES. IT MAKE DIFFICULT TO ASSIMLATE, SO WE WARE MASK TO COVER GILL SO TO BE AXECEPTED BY PEOPLE. AND THAT HOW LOS MARCOS CAMES TO BE